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2021.12.06 17:01 PouponDecks trying to convert 10 enemies for HRE mastery
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2021.12.06 17:01 belkiamine 2-Piece Heart Lock Pendant Necklace & Stone Stud Earrings Set $10 & More
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2021.12.06 17:01 LIFO-tha-party Do the Bates sisters talk about sex?
Do we think there’s an open dialog between the sisters as it relates to sex? Curious if they prepared Katie and share advice and their own experiences with each other
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2021.12.06 17:01 May262021 What does your child’s preschool use for behavior management/discipline?
My son will be 3 in March and we have begun touring preschools. A big priority of mine is the type of behavior management strategies used at the school. What type of system is in place at your child’s preschool? What pros and cons do you notice? Anything to steer clear of?
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2021.12.06 17:01 VirtualRelic Anyone here run a Windows / Linux dual boot?
At home on my HP SFF desktop PC I use a bog standard windows 10 and Linux Mint dual boot for general software compatibility, it’s a system I mainly use for hosting software to other machines actually. I’ve been thinking of doing a setup like that for my main driver laptop but I haven’t settled on a Linux distro yet, maybe just Linux Mint again or try Gentoo, Trisquel, Fedora or something else. Not sure.
Anyone else doing a Windows / Linux dual boot?
I would one day like Linux only setups but I unfortunately still need windows for some things that are either not available on Linux or are very difficult to accomplish, like networking old Windows games.
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2021.12.06 17:01 derkimster A young California family died while on a hike. Investigation reports now lay out the timeline of their catastrophic missteps
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2021.12.06 17:01 MrTachin 0% untrue boys, ENTPs confirm
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2021.12.06 17:01 sweet1990ieee Spotify playlists
2021.12.06 17:01 bigxander Looking for a special Christmas chocolate box gift in the UK
It’s very easy to find a box of chocolates in the UK at Christmas but this year I am looking for something really special and unusual for my partner that she might not have found herself. Grateful for your advice!
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2021.12.06 17:01 logannewbanks I need to get better at taking photos but here's a bullywug barbarian I made today. Hope you all like!
2021.12.06 17:01 IvegotaKrowstukinmee One of a Kind
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2021.12.06 17:01 unseasonedvegan This term I’ll have completed 54 CUs for Elementary Education with no prior experience in the field. Love WGU 😎
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2021.12.06 17:01 da_widower_sos Concerns for the Final?
2021.12.06 17:01 ipwn3r456 Just lost job, do I qualify for medical, or should I go to the marketplace?
So I lost my job at the end of the last month, so I assume I don't have any sort of health insurance as of now. Do I qualify for medical now that I don't have any income, or should I go ahead and go to the marketplace and see what healthcare works for me? Any tips of suggestions should be appreciated, thanks.
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2021.12.06 17:01 jesusfish420 Torpedo Surfer T-shirt & Sniper hoodie bundle. $230. Both size L.
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2021.12.06 17:01 Doctor_Strange_Butt Depression
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2021.12.06 17:01 chairbornebg Преди разговора с Путин, Джо Байдън ще се консултира със съюзници от НАТО
2021.12.06 17:01 OppositeShot Do you think is it good prject for studying C++ in college?
Hey! Im currently studying in college(not university) in Canada, and I have second OOP class in the third semester. This classes focused in C++ language. Do you think this tasks practical for studying C++. I don't think so, as this is big project, which is running in console, is not used in real C++ fields. Do you think this project is practical, and how I can move further in C++ with this knowledge?
Than you for your replies in advance!
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2021.12.06 17:01 NimbleMango Differences of the opinion on marriage?
I’m 26 and have been dating my boyfriend for 5 years. We’ve gone through everything under the sun together good and bad and have a very strong relationship. I’m not ready mentally or financially to get married but I know it is something I want for the future. However my boyfriend is the complete opposite. He believes that marriage is just a contract or just a piece of paper and that nothing really changes after the fact. That and he doesn’t want the government involved more in his life and finances than it already has to be. I see where he’s coming from but I also know this is something I want. I want to share all that. Finances, taxes, a name. Everything. I’m looking for resources or any kind of knowledge I can read that would appeal to him and help him understand where I come from as well. I want him to come to my side obviously but I don’t want to force this on our relationship if he truly does not see this as our future like I do. Looking for advice on the benefits and what I can share with him that might be beneficial for him to know. Of course I want him to have this choice and if he does decide differently, I want it to be of his own choice. We’ve both expressed boldly that we see each other growing old together and that we are it for each other. I just want the whole kit and caboodle and he does not. Let me know :)
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2021.12.06 17:01 ReviewEquivalent1266 White photojournalist taking photos in Oakland frustrated that criminals forced him to give them his cameras. What the white reporter doesn't understand is that the criminals have been victims of 400+ years of systemic racism and are simply attempting to achieve equity.
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2021.12.06 17:01 AutoNewspaperAdmin [CA] - Housing task force to publish recommendations early next year: government | Toronto Star
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